_brad pitt

well it was my birthday in 2006 and what a bender it was,it started after and b4 the glitz show,and by the way it was great to see will young looking very handsome and chattin away to mixi, it was party later at too too much club with a double celebration with miss minty woman and then on to the crow bar for vodka shots and heavy metal madness,the following day i went along to the boston cosmetic clinic for a mini face lift ,full lips botox and hydrofiller so look out for a new deg!! After this I should look good enough to endorse products, like, I dont know, maybe O2 or coca cola perhaps? lol...

swelling as gone down now and i look like my good friend brad pitt !!, i wish lol.... recently been having talks about a reality tv show appearance so keep tuned,ps my good friend pete burns has so much make up in his fridge im sure he eats it !!laterz everyone hope to see you at some future shows.
let it rock degz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



_MALCOLM MCLAREN

we played several shows in america but it was a disaster really as our record company had no idea how to promote us, i mean puttin' my mug shot on a mug is not really my idea of potential global domination. we also suffered greatly from not having a manager and although tony did his best he certainly wasnt the new MALCOLM MCLAREN he thought he was and looking back this was a major flaw from the beginning..... we played in LA and NEW YORK to sell out crowds and a huge turnout of established stars....

we ended up with a limo bill exceeding £20.000 , it was complete madness and we ended up footing the bill!!!! PETER STRINGFELLOW had just opened a new club in NY so we all shot over there to hang out but i got bored really quickly and decided to explore the seedier side so i pursuaded RAY MAYHEW to join me on a wild nite out.... we took the LIMO and partied all nite long....

i cant remember much apart from dragging RAY off this GIGANTIK sex change who was about to EAT HIM ....the rest of the group flew home but myself neal and tony had to travel across the states to CANADA to promote FLAUNT IT TV SHOWS RADIO AND CLUB EVENTS COINCIDED it was as dull as reading a knitting pattern, no time for anything, arrive HOTEL , do SHOW go DINNER go BED have WANK get up have SHIT, SHAVE N SHOWER and do the same again....

i was going INSANE and i started taking on the PERSONA of DIVINE the STAR of most JOHN WATERS movies, i dont think it ever left me LOL well, im never to busy to be beautifull am i ???? more soon :)))))